one two three fourrrrnication!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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