I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i think i scared a bird with my dick
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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