K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
two words: eviction party
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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