I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Randomize
