when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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