I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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