Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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