Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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