So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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