The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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