my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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