it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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