Who did Billy Mays play for?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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