and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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