I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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