Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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