hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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