i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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