There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
only if we run a train.
done.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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