I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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