Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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