So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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