I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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