it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I wish i was in the wii world.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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