grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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