It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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