I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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