How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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