Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My penis needs a shock collar
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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