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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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