He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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