Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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