Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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