are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
foreskin is a definite game changer
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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