she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
did i just pee glitter
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