Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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