I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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