My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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