Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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