I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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