im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
