If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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