Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Bring me that man meat
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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