I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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