girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I need to sanitize my soul.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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