we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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