this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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