How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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