You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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