Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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