this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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