I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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