chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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