I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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