she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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