i'm signing you up for texting rehab
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Randomize
